Intro
F# A# F# D# F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
F#
Who left the water running?
C#
Why are there no ice cubes?
D#m
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Cb
From the middle of the tube?
F#
Who opened up the mail
C#
Left it in disarray?
D#m
Who left the car in neutral
Cb
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
F# C#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
D#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Cb
Must not be to your liking
F# C#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
D#m Cb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
C#
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
F# C#
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
D#m Cb
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
F# C#
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
D#m Cb
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
F# C#
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
D#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Cb
Must not be to your liking
F# C#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
D#m Cb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
C#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Cb F#
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Cb F# C# C#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Cb F#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Cb F#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
D#m C#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
F# A# F# D# F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
F#
Who never cleans their dishes?
C#
Who left the oven on?
D#m Cb
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
F# C#
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
D#m Cb
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
F# C#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
D#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Cb
Must not be to your liking
F# C#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
D#m Cb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
C#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Cb F#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Cb F# C# C#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Cb F#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Cb F#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
D#m C#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
F# A# F# D# F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
F# A#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
Cb F#
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Cb F#
And they never worn horned hats
Cb F#
And if I don't know a Viking personally
C#
Then you tell me:
F# A#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
F# D#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
F# A#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
F# D#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
Cb F#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Cb F# C# C#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Cb F#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Cb F#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
D#m C#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!