Intro
C# F C# A# C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
C#
Who left the water running?
G#
Why are there no ice cubes?
A#m
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
Gb
From the middle of the tube?
C#
Who opened up the mail
G#
Left it in disarray?
A#m
Who left the car in neutral
Gb
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
C# G#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
A#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Gb
Must not be to your liking
C# G#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
A#m Gb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G#
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
C# G#
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
A#m Gb
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
C# G#
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
A#m Gb
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
C# G#
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
A#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Gb
Must not be to your liking
C# G#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
A#m Gb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Gb C#
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Gb C# G# G#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Gb C#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Gb C#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
A#m G#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
C# F C# A# C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
C#
Who never cleans their dishes?
G#
Who left the oven on?
A#m Gb
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
C# G#
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
A#m Gb
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
C# G#
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
A#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
Gb
Must not be to your liking
C# G#
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
A#m Gb
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G#
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
Gb C#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Gb C# G# G#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Gb C#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Gb C#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
A#m G#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
C# F C# A# C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C# F
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
Gb C#
And they don't drink beer from skulls
Gb C#
And they never worn horned hats
Gb C#
And if I don't know a Viking personally
G#
Then you tell me:
C# F
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C# A#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C# F
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C# A#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
Gb C#
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
Gb C# G# G#
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
Gb C#
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
Gb C#
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
A#m G#
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!