Intro
C E C A C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
C
Who left the water running?
G
Why are there no ice cubes?
Am
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
F
From the middle of the tube?
C
Who opened up the mail
G
Left it in disarray?
Am
Who left the car in neutral
F
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Am
And I'm pretty sure that answer
F
Must not be to your liking
C G
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Am F
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
C G
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Am F
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
C G
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Am F
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
Am
And I'm pretty sure that answer
F
Must not be to your liking
C G
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Am F
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
F C
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
F C G G
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
F C
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
F C
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Am G
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
C E C A C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
C
Who never cleans their dishes?
G
Who left the oven on?
Am F
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
C G
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Am F
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Am
And I'm pretty sure that answer
F
Must not be to your liking
C G
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Am F
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
G
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
F C
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
F C G G
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
F C
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
F C
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Am G
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
C E C A C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
C E
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
F C
And they don't drink beer from skulls
F C
And they never worn horned hats
F C
And if I don't know a Viking personally
G
Then you tell me:
C E
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C A
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C E
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
C A
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
F C
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
F C G G
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
F C
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
F C
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Am G
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!