Intro
E G# E C# E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
E
Who left the water running?
B
Why are there no ice cubes?
C#m
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
A
From the middle of the tube?
E
Who opened up the mail
B
Left it in disarray?
C#m
Who left the car in neutral
A
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
E B
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
C#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
A
Must not be to your liking
E B
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
C#m A
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
B
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
E B
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
C#m A
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
E B
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
C#m A
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
E B
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
C#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
A
Must not be to your liking
E B
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
C#m A
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
B
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
A E
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
A E B B
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
A E
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
A E
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
C#m B
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
E G# E C# E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
E
Who never cleans their dishes?
B
Who left the oven on?
C#m A
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
E B
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
C#m A
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
E B
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
C#m
And I'm pretty sure that answer
A
Must not be to your liking
E B
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
C#m A
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
B
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
A E
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
A E B B
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
A E
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
A E
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
C#m B
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
E G# E C# E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
E G#
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
A E
And they don't drink beer from skulls
A E
And they never worn horned hats
A E
And if I don't know a Viking personally
B
Then you tell me:
E G#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
E C#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
E G#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
E C#
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
A E
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
A E B B
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
A E
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
A E
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
C#m B
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!