Intro
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
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Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 1]
G
Who left the water running?
D
Why are there no ice cubes?
Em
Who's been squeezing toothpaste
C
From the middle of the tube?
G
Who opened up the mail
D
Left it in disarray?
Em
Who left the car in neutral
C
Before it rolled away?
[Pre-Chorus]
G D
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Em
And I'm pretty sure that answer
C
Must not be to your liking
G D
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Em C
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
D
That he's ashamed
[Verse]
G D
Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?
Em C
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
G D
Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?
Em C
Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?
[Pre-Chorus]
G D
And you blame me and I blame the Viking
Em
And I'm pretty sure that answer
C
Must not be to your liking
G D
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Em C
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
D
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
C G
Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
C G D D
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
C G
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
C G
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Em D
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
G B G E G B
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
G B
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 3]
G
Who never cleans their dishes?
D
Who left the oven on?
Em C
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
G D
Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?
Em C
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
[Pre-Chorus]
G D
Well you blame me and I blame the Viking
Em
And I'm pretty sure that answer
C
Must not be to your liking
G D
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
Em C
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry
D
That he's ashamed
[Chorus]
C G
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
C G D D
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
C G
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
C G
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Em D
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!
G B G E G B
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke,
G B
Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!
[Verse 4]
C G
And they don't drink beer from skulls
C G
And they never worn horned hats
C G
And if I don't know a Viking personally
D
Then you tell me:
G B
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
G E
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
G B
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
G E
How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)
[Chorus]
C G
Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!
C G D D
And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end
C G
And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!
C G
And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary
Em D
He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!