Verse
C# D# C#
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
D# C#
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
D# C#
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
D# C#
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
D#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
E B C# F C
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
E B C# F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
C# D# C#
Defenders of the world we make believe in
D# C#
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
D#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
E B C# F C
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
E B C# F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
D# F# C# A E A E
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
D# F# C# A E A E
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
F A# D# G#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
C# A#m G# C#
With everything alive
F A# D# Cm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
G# C# A#m G# C#
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
E B C# F C
D# G D
[VERSE 3]
C# D# C#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
D# C#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
D#
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
E B C# F C
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
E B C# F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
D# F# C# A E A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# F# C# A E A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F A# D# G#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
C# A#m G# C#
With everything alive
F A# D# Cm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
G# C# A#m G# C#
And crown me everything alive
F A# D#
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
G# C# A#m G# C#
And crown me everything alive
F A# D# Cm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
G# C# A#m G# C#
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
D# A# D# G# D#
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
A# E B
Crawling is my world!
D A# F G F A#m
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
D# F# C# A E A E
D# F# C# A E A E
F A# D# G# C# A#m G# C#
F A# D# Cm G# C# A#m G# C#
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
E B C# F C
D# G D
[VERSE 4]
C# D# C#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
D# C#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
D#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
E B C# F C
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
E B C# F C
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# G D
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]