Verse
G# A# G#
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
A# G#
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
A# G#
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
A# G#
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
A#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
B F# G# C G
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
B F# G# C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
G# A# G#
Defenders of the world we make believe in
A# G#
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
A#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
B F# G# C G
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
B F# G# C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
A# C# G# E B E B
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
A# C# G# E B E B
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
C F A# D#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
G# Fm D# G#
With everything alive
C F A# Gm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D# G# Fm D# G#
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
B F# G# C G
A# D A
[VERSE 3]
G# A# G#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
A# G#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
A#
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
B F# G# C G
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
B F# G# C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
A# C# G# E B E B
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# C# G# E B E B
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C F A# D#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
G# Fm D# G#
With everything alive
C F A# Gm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D# G# Fm D# G#
And crown me everything alive
C F A#
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
D# G# Fm D# G#
And crown me everything alive
C F A# Gm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D# G# Fm D# G#
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
A# F A# D# A#
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
F B F#
Crawling is my world!
A F C D C Fm
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
A# C# G# E B E B
A# C# G# E B E B
C F A# D# G# Fm D# G#
C F A# Gm D# G# Fm D# G#
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
B F# G# C G
A# D A
[VERSE 4]
G# A# G#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
A# G#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
A#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
B F# G# C G
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
B F# G# C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# D A
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]