Verse
F# G# F#
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
G# F#
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
G# F#
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
G# F#
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
G#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
A E F# A# F
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A E F# A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
F# G# F#
Defenders of the world we make believe in
G# F#
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
G#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
A E F# A# F
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A E F# A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
G# B F# D A D A
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
G# B F# D A D A
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
A# D# G# C#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
F# D#m C# F#
With everything alive
A# D# G# Fm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C# F# D#m C# F#
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
A E F# A# F
G# C G
[VERSE 3]
F# G# F#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
G# F#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
G#
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
A E F# A# F
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A E F# A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
G# B F# D A D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# B F# D A D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A# D# G# C#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
F# D#m C# F#
With everything alive
A# D# G# Fm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C# F# D#m C# F#
And crown me everything alive
A# D# G#
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
C# F# D#m C# F#
And crown me everything alive
A# D# G# Fm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C# F# D#m C# F#
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
G# D# G# C# G#
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
D# A E
Crawling is my world!
G D# A# C A# D#m
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
G# B F# D A D A
G# B F# D A D A
A# D# G# C# F# D#m C# F#
A# D# G# Fm C# F# D#m C# F#
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
A E F# A# F
G# C G
[VERSE 4]
F# G# F#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
G# F#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
G#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
A E F# A# F
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A E F# A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# C G
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]