Verse
G A G
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
A G
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
A G
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
A G
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
A
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
A# F G B F#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A# F G B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
G A G
Defenders of the world we make believe in
A G
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
A
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
A# F G B F#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A# F G B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
A C G D# A# D# A#
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
A C G D# A# D# A#
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
B E A D
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
G Em D G
With everything alive
B E A F#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D G Em D G
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
A# F G B F#
A C# G#
[VERSE 3]
G A G
And so the spirits they do protect him now
A G
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
A
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
A# F G B F#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A# F G B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
A C G D# A# D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A C G D# A# D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
B E A D
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
G Em D G
With everything alive
B E A F#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D G Em D G
And crown me everything alive
B E A
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
D G Em D G
And crown me everything alive
B E A F#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
D G Em D G
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
A E A D A
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
E A# F
Crawling is my world!
G# E B C# B Em
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
A C G D# A# D# A#
A C G D# A# D# A#
B E A D G Em D G
B E A F#m D G Em D G
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
A# F G B F#
A C# G#
[VERSE 4]
G A G
And so the spirits they do protect him now
A G
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
A
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
A# F G B F#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
A# F G B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A C# G#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]