Verse
A# C A#
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
C A#
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
C A#
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
C A#
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
C
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
C# G# A# D A
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C# G# A# D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
A# C A#
Defenders of the world we make believe in
C A#
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
C
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
C# G# A# D A
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C# G# A# D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
D G C F
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
A# Gm F A#
With everything alive
D G C Am
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F A# Gm F A#
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
C# G# A# D A
C E B
[VERSE 3]
A# C A#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
C A#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
C
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
C# G# A# D A
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C# G# A# D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D G C F
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
A# Gm F A#
With everything alive
D G C Am
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F A# Gm F A#
And crown me everything alive
D G C
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
F A# Gm F A#
And crown me everything alive
D G C Am
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F A# Gm F A#
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
C G C F C
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
G C# G#
Crawling is my world!
B G D E D Gm
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
C D# A# F# C# F# C#
D G C F A# Gm F A#
D G C Am F A# Gm F A#
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
C# G# A# D A
C E B
[VERSE 4]
A# C A#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
C A#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
C
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
C# G# A# D A
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
C# G# A# D A
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C E B
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]