Verse
F G F
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
G F
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
G F
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
G F
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
G
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
G# D# F A E
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G# D# F A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
F G F
Defenders of the world we make believe in
G F
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
G
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
G# D# F A E
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G# D# F A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
G A# F C# G# C# G#
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
G A# F C# G# C# G#
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
A D G C
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
F Dm C F
With everything alive
A D G Em
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C F Dm C F
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
G# D# F A E
G B F#
[VERSE 3]
F G F
And so the spirits they do protect him now
G F
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
G
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
G# D# F A E
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G# D# F A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
G A# F C# G# C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G A# F C# G# C# G#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
A D G C
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
F Dm C F
With everything alive
A D G Em
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C F Dm C F
And crown me everything alive
A D G
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
C F Dm C F
And crown me everything alive
A D G Em
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
C F Dm C F
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
G D G C G
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
D G# D#
Crawling is my world!
F# D A B A Dm
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
G A# F C# G# C# G#
G A# F C# G# C# G#
A D G C F Dm C F
A D G Em C F Dm C F
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
G# D# F A E
G B F#
[VERSE 4]
F G F
And so the spirits they do protect him now
G F
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
G
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
G# D# F A E
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G# D# F A E
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G B F#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]