Verse
D# F D#
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
F D#
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
F D#
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
F D#
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
F
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
F# C# D# G D
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F# C# D# G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
D# F D#
Defenders of the world we make believe in
F D#
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
F
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
F# C# D# G D
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F# C# D# G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
F G# D# B F# B F#
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
F G# D# B F# B F#
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
G C F A#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
D# Cm A# D#
With everything alive
G C F Dm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A# D# Cm A# D#
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
F# C# D# G D
F A E
[VERSE 3]
D# F D#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
F D#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
F
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
F# C# D# G D
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F# C# D# G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
F G# D# B F# B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F G# D# B F# B F#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G C F A#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
D# Cm A# D#
With everything alive
G C F Dm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A# D# Cm A# D#
And crown me everything alive
G C F
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
A# D# Cm A# D#
And crown me everything alive
G C F Dm
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A# D# Cm A# D#
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
F C F A# F
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
C F# C#
Crawling is my world!
E C G A G Cm
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
F G# D# B F# B F#
F G# D# B F# B F#
G C F A# D# Cm A# D#
G C F Dm A# D# Cm A# D#
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
F# C# D# G D
F A E
[VERSE 4]
D# F D#
And so the spirits they do protect him now
F D#
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
F
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
F# C# D# G D
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F# C# D# G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F A E
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]