Verse
E F# E
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
F# E
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
F# E
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
F# E
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
F#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
G D E G# D#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G D E G# D#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
E F# E
Defenders of the world we make believe in
F# E
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
F#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
G D E G# D#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G D E G# D#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
F# A E C G C G
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
F# A E C G C G
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
G# C# F# B
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
E C#m B E
With everything alive
G# C# F# D#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
B E C#m B E
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
G D E G# D#
F# A# F
[VERSE 3]
E F# E
And so the spirits they do protect him now
F# E
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
F#
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
G D E G# D#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G D E G# D#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
F# A E C G C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# A E C G C G
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
G# C# F# B
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
E C#m B E
With everything alive
G# C# F# D#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
B E C#m B E
And crown me everything alive
G# C# F#
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
B E C#m B E
And crown me everything alive
G# C# F# D#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
B E C#m B E
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
F# C# F# B F#
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
C# G D
Crawling is my world!
F C# G# A# G# C#m
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
F# A E C G C G
F# A E C G C G
G# C# F# B E C#m B E
G# C# F# D#m B E C#m B E
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
G D E G# D#
F# A# F
[VERSE 4]
E F# E
And so the spirits they do protect him now
F# E
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
F#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
G D E G# D#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
G D E G# D#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# A# F
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]