Verse
D E D
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
E D
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
E D
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
E D
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
E
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
F C D F# C#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F C D F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
D E D
Defenders of the world we make believe in
E D
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
E
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
F C D F# C#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F C D F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
E G D A# F A# F
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
E G D A# F A# F
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
F# B E A
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
D Bm A D
With everything alive
F# B E C#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A D Bm A D
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
F C D F# C#
E G# D#
[VERSE 3]
D E D
And so the spirits they do protect him now
E D
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
E
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
F C D F# C#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F C D F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
E G D A# F A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
E G D A# F A# F
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
F# B E A
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
D Bm A D
With everything alive
F# B E C#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A D Bm A D
And crown me everything alive
F# B E
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
A D Bm A D
And crown me everything alive
F# B E C#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
A D Bm A D
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
E B E A E
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
B F C
Crawling is my world!
D# B F# G# F# Bm
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
E G D A# F A# F
E G D A# F A# F
F# B E A D Bm A D
F# B E C#m A D Bm A D
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
F C D F# C#
E G# D#
[VERSE 4]
D E D
And so the spirits they do protect him now
E D
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
E
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
F C D F# C#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
F C D F# C#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
E G# D#
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]