Verse
B C# B
You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
C# B
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
C# B
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
C# B
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
C#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
D A B D# A#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
D A B D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[VERSE 1]
B C# B
Defenders of the world we make believe in
C# B
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
C#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS]
D A B D# A#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
D A B D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
C# E B G D G D
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
C# E B G D G D
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
D# G# C# F#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
B G#m F# B
With everything alive
D# G# C# A#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F# B G#m F# B
And crown me everything alive
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
D A B D# A#
C# F C
[VERSE 3]
B C# B
And so the spirits they do protect him now
C# B
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
C#
Now eat up your hands now eat your...
[CHORUS]
D A B D# A#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
D A B D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[BRIDGE]
C# E B G D G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# E B G D G D
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
D# G# C# F#
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
B G#m F# B
With everything alive
D# G# C# A#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F# B G#m F# B
And crown me everything alive
D# G# C#
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
F# B G#m F# B
And crown me everything alive
D# G# C# A#m
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
F# B G#m F# B
And crown me everything alive
[OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2]
C# G# C# F# C#
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
G# D A
Crawling is my world!
C G# D# F D# G#m
Crawling is my world!
[BRIDGE - INSTRUMENTAL]
C# E B G D G D
C# E B G D G D
D# G# C# F# B G#m F# B
D# G# C# A#m F# B G#m F# B
[CHORUS - INSTRUMENTAL]
D A B D# A#
C# F C
[VERSE 4]
B C# B
And so the spirits they do protect him now
C# B
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
C#
If I am a dog then shake hands
[CHORUS - repeat x however many times you want to do it]
D A B D# A#
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
D A B D# A#
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
C# F C
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
[NOISES]