Verse
C# G#
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
A#M
It's so hard to see
F#
That you did this to me
C# G#
You came round asking just to mow the garden
A#M
You're a clever guy
F#
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
A#M G# F# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
C# G#
What if I, told you
A#M F#
I'm watching you
C# G#
I've seen you two at the movies
A#M F# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
C# G#
You're screwed
A#M F#
And I'm done with you
C# G#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
A#M F#
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
C# G#
I came home and your car was in the front yard
A#M F#
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
C# G#
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
A#M F#
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
A#M G# F# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
C# G#
What if I, told you
A#M F#
I'm watching you
C# G#
I've seen you two at the movies
A#M F# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
C# G#
You're screwed
A#M F#
And I'm done with you
C# G#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
A#M F#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
C# G#
You did it to Steven and Ethan
A#M F#
Joey and Nathan
C# G#
Josie and David
A#M F#
Peter, John and Mike
C# G#
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
A#M F#
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
A#M G# F# (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
C# G#
What if I, told you
A#M F#
They all hate you
C# G#
I don't care about the movies
A#M F#
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
C# G#
You're screwed
A#M F#
And I'm done with you
C# G#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
A#M F#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once