Verse
G D
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
EM
It's so hard to see
C
That you did this to me
G D
You came round asking just to mow the garden
EM
You're a clever guy
C
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
EM D C (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
G D
What if I, told you
EM C
I'm watching you
G D
I've seen you two at the movies
EM C (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
G D
You're screwed
EM C
And I'm done with you
G D
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
EM C
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
G D
I came home and your car was in the front yard
EM C
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
G D
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
EM C
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
EM D C (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
G D
What if I, told you
EM C
I'm watching you
G D
I've seen you two at the movies
EM C (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
G D
You're screwed
EM C
And I'm done with you
G D
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
EM C
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
G D
You did it to Steven and Ethan
EM C
Joey and Nathan
G D
Josie and David
EM C
Peter, John and Mike
G D
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
EM C
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
EM D C (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
G D
What if I, told you
EM C
They all hate you
G D
I don't care about the movies
EM C
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
G D
You're screwed
EM C
And I'm done with you
G D
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
EM C
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once