Verse
G# D#
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
FM
It's so hard to see
C#
That you did this to me
G# D#
You came round asking just to mow the garden
FM
You're a clever guy
C#
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
FM D# C# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
G# D#
What if I, told you
FM C#
I'm watching you
G# D#
I've seen you two at the movies
FM C# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
G# D#
You're screwed
FM C#
And I'm done with you
G# D#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
FM C#
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
G# D#
I came home and your car was in the front yard
FM C#
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
G# D#
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
FM C#
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
FM D# C# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
G# D#
What if I, told you
FM C#
I'm watching you
G# D#
I've seen you two at the movies
FM C# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
G# D#
You're screwed
FM C#
And I'm done with you
G# D#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
FM C#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
G# D#
You did it to Steven and Ethan
FM C#
Joey and Nathan
G# D#
Josie and David
FM C#
Peter, John and Mike
G# D#
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
FM C#
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
FM D# C# (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
G# D#
What if I, told you
FM C#
They all hate you
G# D#
I don't care about the movies
FM C#
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
G# D#
You're screwed
FM C#
And I'm done with you
G# D#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
FM C#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once