Verse
A# F
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
GM
It's so hard to see
D#
That you did this to me
A# F
You came round asking just to mow the garden
GM
You're a clever guy
D#
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
GM F D# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
A# F
What if I, told you
GM D#
I'm watching you
A# F
I've seen you two at the movies
GM D# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
A# F
You're screwed
GM D#
And I'm done with you
A# F
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
GM D#
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
A# F
I came home and your car was in the front yard
GM D#
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
A# F
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
GM D#
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
GM F D# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
A# F
What if I, told you
GM D#
I'm watching you
A# F
I've seen you two at the movies
GM D# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
A# F
You're screwed
GM D#
And I'm done with you
A# F
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
GM D#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
A# F
You did it to Steven and Ethan
GM D#
Joey and Nathan
A# F
Josie and David
GM D#
Peter, John and Mike
A# F
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
GM D#
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
GM F D# (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
A# F
What if I, told you
GM D#
They all hate you
A# F
I don't care about the movies
GM D#
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
A# F
You're screwed
GM D#
And I'm done with you
A# F
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
GM D#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once