Verse
E B
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
C#M
It's so hard to see
A
That you did this to me
E B
You came round asking just to mow the garden
C#M
You're a clever guy
A
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
C#M B A (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
E B
What if I, told you
C#M A
I'm watching you
E B
I've seen you two at the movies
C#M A (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
E B
You're screwed
C#M A
And I'm done with you
E B
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
C#M A
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
E B
I came home and your car was in the front yard
C#M A
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
E B
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
C#M A
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
C#M B A (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
E B
What if I, told you
C#M A
I'm watching you
E B
I've seen you two at the movies
C#M A (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
E B
You're screwed
C#M A
And I'm done with you
E B
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
C#M A
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
E B
You did it to Steven and Ethan
C#M A
Joey and Nathan
E B
Josie and David
C#M A
Peter, John and Mike
E B
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
C#M A
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
C#M B A (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
E B
What if I, told you
C#M A
They all hate you
E B
I don't care about the movies
C#M A
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
E B
You're screwed
C#M A
And I'm done with you
E B
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
C#M A
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once