Verse
D A
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
BM
It's so hard to see
G
That you did this to me
D A
You came round asking just to mow the garden
BM
You're a clever guy
G
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
BM A G (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
D A
What if I, told you
BM G
I'm watching you
D A
I've seen you two at the movies
BM G (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
D A
You're screwed
BM G
And I'm done with you
D A
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
BM G
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
D A
I came home and your car was in the front yard
BM G
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
D A
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
BM G
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
BM A G (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
D A
What if I, told you
BM G
I'm watching you
D A
I've seen you two at the movies
BM G (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
D A
You're screwed
BM G
And I'm done with you
D A
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
BM G
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
D A
You did it to Steven and Ethan
BM G
Joey and Nathan
D A
Josie and David
BM G
Peter, John and Mike
D A
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
BM G
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
BM A G (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
D A
What if I, told you
BM G
They all hate you
D A
I don't care about the movies
BM G
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
D A
You're screwed
BM G
And I'm done with you
D A
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
BM G
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once