Verse
F# C#
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
D#M
It's so hard to see
B
That you did this to me
F# C#
You came round asking just to mow the garden
D#M
You're a clever guy
B
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
D#M C# B (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
F# C#
What if I, told you
D#M B
I'm watching you
F# C#
I've seen you two at the movies
D#M B (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
F# C#
You're screwed
D#M B
And I'm done with you
F# C#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
D#M B
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
F# C#
I came home and your car was in the front yard
D#M B
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
F# C#
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
D#M B
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
D#M C# B (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
F# C#
What if I, told you
D#M B
I'm watching you
F# C#
I've seen you two at the movies
D#M B (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
F# C#
You're screwed
D#M B
And I'm done with you
F# C#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
D#M B
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
F# C#
You did it to Steven and Ethan
D#M B
Joey and Nathan
F# C#
Josie and David
D#M B
Peter, John and Mike
F# C#
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
D#M B
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
D#M C# B (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
F# C#
What if I, told you
D#M B
They all hate you
F# C#
I don't care about the movies
D#M B
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
F# C#
You're screwed
D#M B
And I'm done with you
F# C#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
D#M B
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once