Verse
B F#
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
G#M
It's so hard to see
E
That you did this to me
B F#
You came round asking just to mow the garden
G#M
You're a clever guy
E
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
G#M F# E (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
B F#
What if I, told you
G#M E
I'm watching you
B F#
I've seen you two at the movies
G#M E (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
B F#
You're screwed
G#M E
And I'm done with you
B F#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
G#M E
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
B F#
I came home and your car was in the front yard
G#M E
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
B F#
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
G#M E
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
G#M F# E (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
B F#
What if I, told you
G#M E
I'm watching you
B F#
I've seen you two at the movies
G#M E (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
B F#
You're screwed
G#M E
And I'm done with you
B F#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
G#M E
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
B F#
You did it to Steven and Ethan
G#M E
Joey and Nathan
B F#
Josie and David
G#M E
Peter, John and Mike
B F#
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
G#M E
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
G#M F# E (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
B F#
What if I, told you
G#M E
They all hate you
B F#
I don't care about the movies
G#M E
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
B F#
You're screwed
G#M E
And I'm done with you
B F#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
G#M E
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once