Verse
F C
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
DM
It's so hard to see
A#
That you did this to me
F C
You came round asking just to mow the garden
DM
You're a clever guy
A#
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
DM C A# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
F C
What if I, told you
DM A#
I'm watching you
F C
I've seen you two at the movies
DM A# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
F C
You're screwed
DM A#
And I'm done with you
F C
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
DM A#
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
F C
I came home and your car was in the front yard
DM A#
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
F C
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
DM A#
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
DM C A# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
F C
What if I, told you
DM A#
I'm watching you
F C
I've seen you two at the movies
DM A# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
F C
You're screwed
DM A#
And I'm done with you
F C
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
DM A#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
F C
You did it to Steven and Ethan
DM A#
Joey and Nathan
F C
Josie and David
DM A#
Peter, John and Mike
F C
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
DM A#
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
DM C A# (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
F C
What if I, told you
DM A#
They all hate you
F C
I don't care about the movies
DM A#
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
F C
You're screwed
DM A#
And I'm done with you
F C
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
DM A#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once