Verse
D# A#
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
CM
It's so hard to see
G#
That you did this to me
D# A#
You came round asking just to mow the garden
CM
You're a clever guy
G#
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
CM A# G# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
D# A#
What if I, told you
CM G#
I'm watching you
D# A#
I've seen you two at the movies
CM G# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
D# A#
You're screwed
CM G#
And I'm done with you
D# A#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
CM G#
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
D# A#
I came home and your car was in the front yard
CM G#
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
D# A#
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
CM G#
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
CM A# G# (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
D# A#
What if I, told you
CM G#
I'm watching you
D# A#
I've seen you two at the movies
CM G# (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
D# A#
You're screwed
CM G#
And I'm done with you
D# A#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
CM G#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
D# A#
You did it to Steven and Ethan
CM G#
Joey and Nathan
D# A#
Josie and David
CM G#
Peter, John and Mike
D# A#
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
CM G#
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
CM A# G# (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
D# A#
What if I, told you
CM G#
They all hate you
D# A#
I don't care about the movies
CM G#
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
D# A#
You're screwed
CM G#
And I'm done with you
D# A#
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
CM G#
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once