Verse
B E
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
B F#
She just wants my lovin all the time.
B E
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
B F# B
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
E B
C# multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
C#7 F#
with a B spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
E B
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
C#7 B
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
B E
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
B F#
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
B E
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
B F# B
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
E B
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
C#7 F#
C# g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
E B
C# backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
C#7 B
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
B E
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
B F#
It was the one she wanted all along
B E
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
B F# B
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
E B
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
C#7 F#
with a B spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
E B
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
C#7 F#
that SOB will never be the same
E B
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
C#7 B
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.