Verse
F A#
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
F C
She just wants my lovin all the time.
F A#
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
F C F
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
A# F
G multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
G7 C
with a F spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
A# F
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
G7 F
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
F A#
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
F C
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
F A#
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
F C F
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
A# F
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
G7 C
G g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
A# F
G backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
G7 F
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
F A#
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
F C
It was the one she wanted all along
F A#
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
F C F
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
A# F
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
G7 C
with a F spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
A# F
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
G7 C
that SOB will never be the same
A# F
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
G7 F
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.