Verse
G# C#
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
G# D#
She just wants my lovin all the time.
G# C#
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
G# D# G#
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
C# G#
A# multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
A#7 D#
with a G# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C# G#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A#7 G#
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
G# C#
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
G# D#
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
G# C#
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
G# D# G#
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
C# G#
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A#7 D#
A# g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
C# G#
A# backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
A#7 G#
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
G# C#
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
G# D#
It was the one she wanted all along
G# C#
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
G# D# G#
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
C# G#
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
A#7 D#
with a G# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C# G#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A#7 D#
that SOB will never be the same
C# G#
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
A#7 G#
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.