Verse
D G
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
D A
She just wants my lovin all the time.
D G
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
D A D
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
G D
E multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
E7 A
with a D spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
G D
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
E7 D
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
D G
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
D A
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
D G
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
D A D
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
G D
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
E7 A
E g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
G D
E backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
E7 D
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
D G
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
D A
It was the one she wanted all along
D G
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
D A D
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
G D
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
E7 A
with a D spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
G D
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
E7 A
that SOB will never be the same
G D
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
E7 D
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.