Verse
C F
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
C G
She just wants my lovin all the time.
C F
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
C G C
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
F C
D multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
D7 G
with a C spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F C
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D7 C
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
C F
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
C G
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
C F
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
C G C
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
F C
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
D7 G
D g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
F C
D backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
D7 C
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
C F
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
C G
It was the one she wanted all along
C F
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
C G C
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
F C
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
D7 G
with a C spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F C
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D7 G
that SOB will never be the same
F C
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
D7 C
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.