Verse
D# G#
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
D# A#
She just wants my lovin all the time.
D# G#
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
D# A# D#
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
G# D#
F multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
F7 A#
with a D# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
G# D#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
F7 D#
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
D# G#
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
D# A#
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
D# G#
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
D# A# D#
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
G# D#
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
F7 A#
F g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
G# D#
F backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
F7 D#
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
D# G#
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
D# A#
It was the one she wanted all along
D# G#
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
D# A# D#
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
G# D#
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
F7 A#
with a D# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
G# D#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
F7 A#
that SOB will never be the same
G# D#
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
F7 D#
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.