Verse
E A
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
E B
She just wants my lovin all the time.
E A
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
E B E
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
A E
F# multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
F#7 B
with a E spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
A E
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
F#7 E
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
E A
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
E B
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
E A
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
E B E
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
A E
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
F#7 B
F# g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
A E
F# backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
F#7 E
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
E A
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
E B
It was the one she wanted all along
E A
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
E B E
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
A E
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
F#7 B
with a E spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
A E
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
F#7 B
that SOB will never be the same
A E
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
F#7 E
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.