Verse
C# F#
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
C# G#
She just wants my lovin all the time.
C# F#
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
C# G# C#
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
F# C#
D# multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
D#7 G#
with a C# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F# C#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D#7 C#
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
C# F#
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
C# G#
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
C# F#
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
C# G# C#
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
F# C#
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
D#7 G#
D# g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
F# C#
D# backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
D#7 C#
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
C# F#
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
C# G#
It was the one she wanted all along
C# F#
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
C# G# C#
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
F# C#
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
D#7 G#
with a C# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F# C#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D#7 G#
that SOB will never be the same
F# C#
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
D#7 C#
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.