Verse
F# B
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
F# C#
She just wants my lovin all the time.
F# B
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
F# C# F#
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
B F#
G# multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
G#7 C#
with a F# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
B F#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
G#7 F#
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
F# B
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
F# C#
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
F# B
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
F# C# F#
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
B F#
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
G#7 C#
G# g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
B F#
G# backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
G#7 F#
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
F# B
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
F# C#
It was the one she wanted all along
F# B
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
F# C# F#
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
B F#
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
G#7 C#
with a F# spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
B F#
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
G#7 C#
that SOB will never be the same
B F#
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
G#7 F#
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.