Verse
A D
My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
A E
She just wants my lovin all the time.
A D
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
A E A
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
D A
B multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
B7 E
with a A spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
D A
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
B7 A
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
A D
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
A E
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
A D
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
A E A
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
D A
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
B7 E
B g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
D A
B backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
B7 A
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
A D
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
A E
It was the one she wanted all along
A D
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
A E A
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
D A
It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
B7 E
with a A spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
D A
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
B7 E
that SOB will never be the same
D A
He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
B7 A
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.