Verse
C#
C#
Well, I've already had two beers
F#
I'm ready for the broom
C#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
F#
Take me to my room?
C#
I'm a good ol' boy
G#
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
F#
Talkin' to too many people
C#
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
C#
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
F#
Pretty soon I'll be mad
C#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
F#
Take me to your dad?
C#
I can drink like a fish
G#
I can crawl like a snake
F#
I can bite like a turkey
C#
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
I'm down on my knees
C#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
C#
Now, don't crowd me, lady
F#
Or I'll fill up your shoe
C#
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
F#
An' tonight I am blue
C#
I'm a thousand years old
G#
And I'm a generous bomb
F#
I'm T-boned and punctured
C#
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
I'm down on my knees
C#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
C#
Now, I'm startin' to drain
F#
My stool's gonna squeak
C#
If I walk too much farther
F#
My crane's gonna leak
C#
Look, Missus Henry
G#
There's only so much I can do
F#
Why don't you look my way
C#
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
I'm down on my knees
C#
An' I ain't got a dime