Verse
D
D
Well, I've already had two beers
G
I'm ready for the broom
D
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
G
Take me to my room?
D
I'm a good ol' boy
A
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
G
Talkin' to too many people
D
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
D
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
G
Pretty soon I'll be mad
D
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
G
Take me to your dad?
D
I can drink like a fish
A
I can crawl like a snake
G
I can bite like a turkey
D
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
I'm down on my knees
D
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
D
Now, don't crowd me, lady
G
Or I'll fill up your shoe
D
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
G
An' tonight I am blue
D
I'm a thousand years old
A
And I'm a generous bomb
G
I'm T-boned and punctured
D
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
I'm down on my knees
D
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
D
Now, I'm startin' to drain
G
My stool's gonna squeak
D
If I walk too much farther
G
My crane's gonna leak
D
Look, Missus Henry
A
There's only so much I can do
G
Why don't you look my way
D
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
I'm down on my knees
D
An' I ain't got a dime