Verse
A#
A#
Well, I've already had two beers
D#
I'm ready for the broom
A#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D#
Take me to my room?
A#
I'm a good ol' boy
F
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
D#
Talkin' to too many people
A#
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
A#
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
D#
Pretty soon I'll be mad
A#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D#
Take me to your dad?
A#
I can drink like a fish
F
I can crawl like a snake
D#
I can bite like a turkey
A#
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
I'm down on my knees
A#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
A#
Now, don't crowd me, lady
D#
Or I'll fill up your shoe
A#
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
D#
An' tonight I am blue
A#
I'm a thousand years old
F
And I'm a generous bomb
D#
I'm T-boned and punctured
A#
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
I'm down on my knees
A#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
A#
Now, I'm startin' to drain
D#
My stool's gonna squeak
A#
If I walk too much farther
D#
My crane's gonna leak
A#
Look, Missus Henry
F
There's only so much I can do
D#
Why don't you look my way
A#
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
I'm down on my knees
A#
An' I ain't got a dime