Verse
B
B
Well, I've already had two beers
E
I'm ready for the broom
B
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
E
Take me to my room?
B
I'm a good ol' boy
F#
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
E
Talkin' to too many people
B
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
B
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
E
Pretty soon I'll be mad
B
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
E
Take me to your dad?
B
I can drink like a fish
F#
I can crawl like a snake
E
I can bite like a turkey
B
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
I'm down on my knees
B
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
B
Now, don't crowd me, lady
E
Or I'll fill up your shoe
B
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
E
An' tonight I am blue
B
I'm a thousand years old
F#
And I'm a generous bomb
E
I'm T-boned and punctured
B
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
I'm down on my knees
B
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
B
Now, I'm startin' to drain
E
My stool's gonna squeak
B
If I walk too much farther
E
My crane's gonna leak
B
Look, Missus Henry
F#
There's only so much I can do
E
Why don't you look my way
B
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
I'm down on my knees
B
An' I ain't got a dime