Verse
F#
F#
Well, I've already had two beers
B
I'm ready for the broom
F#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
B
Take me to my room?
F#
I'm a good ol' boy
C#
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
B
Talkin' to too many people
F#
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
F#
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
B
Pretty soon I'll be mad
F#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
B
Take me to your dad?
F#
I can drink like a fish
C#
I can crawl like a snake
B
I can bite like a turkey
F#
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
I'm down on my knees
F#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
F#
Now, don't crowd me, lady
B
Or I'll fill up your shoe
F#
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
B
An' tonight I am blue
F#
I'm a thousand years old
C#
And I'm a generous bomb
B
I'm T-boned and punctured
F#
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
I'm down on my knees
F#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
F#
Now, I'm startin' to drain
B
My stool's gonna squeak
F#
If I walk too much farther
B
My crane's gonna leak
F#
Look, Missus Henry
C#
There's only so much I can do
B
Why don't you look my way
F#
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
F#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
B
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F#
I'm down on my knees
F#
An' I ain't got a dime