Verse
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F
Well, I've already had two beers
A#
I'm ready for the broom
F
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
A#
Take me to my room?
F
I'm a good ol' boy
C
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
A#
Talkin' to too many people
F
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
F
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
A#
Pretty soon I'll be mad
F
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
A#
Take me to your dad?
F
I can drink like a fish
C
I can crawl like a snake
A#
I can bite like a turkey
F
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
F
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F
I'm down on my knees
F
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
F
Now, don't crowd me, lady
A#
Or I'll fill up your shoe
F
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
A#
An' tonight I am blue
F
I'm a thousand years old
C
And I'm a generous bomb
A#
I'm T-boned and punctured
F
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
F
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F
I'm down on my knees
F
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
F
Now, I'm startin' to drain
A#
My stool's gonna squeak
F
If I walk too much farther
A#
My crane's gonna leak
F
Look, Missus Henry
C
There's only so much I can do
A#
Why don't you look my way
F
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
F
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
F
I'm down on my knees
F
An' I ain't got a dime