Verse
E
E
Well, I've already had two beers
A
I'm ready for the broom
E
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
A
Take me to my room?
E
I'm a good ol' boy
B
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
A
Talkin' to too many people
E
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
E
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
A
Pretty soon I'll be mad
E
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
A
Take me to your dad?
E
I can drink like a fish
B
I can crawl like a snake
A
I can bite like a turkey
E
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
I'm down on my knees
E
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
E
Now, don't crowd me, lady
A
Or I'll fill up your shoe
E
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
A
An' tonight I am blue
E
I'm a thousand years old
B
And I'm a generous bomb
A
I'm T-boned and punctured
E
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
I'm down on my knees
E
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
E
Now, I'm startin' to drain
A
My stool's gonna squeak
E
If I walk too much farther
A
My crane's gonna leak
E
Look, Missus Henry
B
There's only so much I can do
A
Why don't you look my way
E
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
E
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
E
I'm down on my knees
E
An' I ain't got a dime