Verse
G#
G#
Well, I've already had two beers
C#
I'm ready for the broom
G#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
C#
Take me to my room?
G#
I'm a good ol' boy
D#
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
C#
Talkin' to too many people
G#
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
G#
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
C#
Pretty soon I'll be mad
G#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
C#
Take me to your dad?
G#
I can drink like a fish
D#
I can crawl like a snake
C#
I can bite like a turkey
G#
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
I'm down on my knees
G#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
G#
Now, don't crowd me, lady
C#
Or I'll fill up your shoe
G#
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
C#
An' tonight I am blue
G#
I'm a thousand years old
D#
And I'm a generous bomb
C#
I'm T-boned and punctured
G#
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
I'm down on my knees
G#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
G#
Now, I'm startin' to drain
C#
My stool's gonna squeak
G#
If I walk too much farther
C#
My crane's gonna leak
G#
Look, Missus Henry
D#
There's only so much I can do
C#
Why don't you look my way
G#
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
I'm down on my knees
G#
An' I ain't got a dime