Verse
G
G
Well, I've already had two beers
C
I'm ready for the broom
G
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
C
Take me to my room?
G
I'm a good ol' boy
D
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
C
Talkin' to too many people
G
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
G
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
C
Pretty soon I'll be mad
G
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
C
Take me to your dad?
G
I can drink like a fish
D
I can crawl like a snake
C
I can bite like a turkey
G
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
I'm down on my knees
G
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
G
Now, don't crowd me, lady
C
Or I'll fill up your shoe
G
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
C
An' tonight I am blue
G
I'm a thousand years old
D
And I'm a generous bomb
C
I'm T-boned and punctured
G
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
I'm down on my knees
G
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
G
Now, I'm startin' to drain
C
My stool's gonna squeak
G
If I walk too much farther
C
My crane's gonna leak
G
Look, Missus Henry
D
There's only so much I can do
C
Why don't you look my way
G
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
G
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
C
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G
I'm down on my knees
G
An' I ain't got a dime