Verse
D#
D#
Well, I've already had two beers
G#
I'm ready for the broom
D#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
G#
Take me to my room?
D#
I'm a good ol' boy
A#
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
G#
Talkin' to too many people
D#
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
D#
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
G#
Pretty soon I'll be mad
D#
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
G#
Take me to your dad?
D#
I can drink like a fish
A#
I can crawl like a snake
G#
I can bite like a turkey
D#
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
I'm down on my knees
D#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
D#
Now, don't crowd me, lady
G#
Or I'll fill up your shoe
D#
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
G#
An' tonight I am blue
D#
I'm a thousand years old
A#
And I'm a generous bomb
G#
I'm T-boned and punctured
D#
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
I'm down on my knees
D#
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
D#
Now, I'm startin' to drain
G#
My stool's gonna squeak
D#
If I walk too much farther
G#
My crane's gonna leak
D#
Look, Missus Henry
A#
There's only so much I can do
G#
Why don't you look my way
D#
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
D#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
G#
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D#
I'm down on my knees
D#
An' I ain't got a dime