Verse
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Well, I've already had two beers
D
I'm ready for the broom
A
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D
Take me to my room?
A
I'm a good ol' boy
E
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
D
Talkin' to too many people
A
Drinkin' too many kegs
[Verse 2]
A
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
D
Pretty soon I'll be mad
A
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
D
Take me to your dad?
A
I can drink like a fish
E
I can crawl like a snake
D
I can bite like a turkey
A
I can slam like a drake
[Refrain]
A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 3]
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Now, don't crowd me, lady
D
Or I'll fill up your shoe
A
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
D
An' tonight I am blue
A
I'm a thousand years old
E
And I'm a generous bomb
D
I'm T-boned and punctured
A
But I'm known to be calm
[Refrain]
A
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime
[Verse 4]
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Now, I'm startin' to drain
D
My stool's gonna squeak
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If I walk too much farther
D
My crane's gonna leak
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Look, Missus Henry
E
There's only so much I can do
D
Why don't you look my way
A
An' pump me a few?
[Refrain]
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
D
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
A
I'm down on my knees
A
An' I ain't got a dime