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Tonight at ten
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The world's ending again
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And we know why and when
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So you better watch
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We got a bit
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With some feminist chick
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And also a picture
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Of a Scarlet's crotch
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Two people died
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C# double homicide
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Their bodies found inside
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Of a wishing well
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And we tackle the flaws
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In these obesity laws
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In this segment that's sponsored
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By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
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We've got violence,
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Danger, sex, and drugs
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And it's awesome
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'Cause all of it's real
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We do the illusion of news
Fm
And while you think
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You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
C# D#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
G# Fm Cm
News, ews, ews,
Cm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
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Chip Walker here
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C#m I coming in clear?
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I'm standing near
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To the scene of the crime
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This Iraqi guy's shop
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Seemed a newsworthy spot
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So we've been gathering shots here
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For quite some time
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Today real fast
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The owner's daughter passed
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We grabbed a shot of her ass
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While the owner was near
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Then he struck my chest
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And now he's under arrest
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And now you people have one less
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Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
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This family's angry, crying,
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Sad, and lost
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And it's awesome
G#
'Cause all of it's real
C#
We do the illusion of news
Fm
And while you think
D#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
C# D#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
G# Fm Cm
News, ews, ews,
Cm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Cm, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
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Good evening, hi
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It's your weather guy
G
I advise you to buy
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Another lightning rod
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We didn't catch
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This impending disaster
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Maybe it's natural
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Maybe it's God
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The sliding mud
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The incoming flood
G
Will never wash the blood
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From my greedy old hands!
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This job was fun
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I had a pretty good run
G
But I've never been one
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To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
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People are angry, crying,
Fm
Sad, and lost
G
And it's awful
Cm
'Cause all of it's real
G#
We do the illusion of news
Fm
And while you think
G
You're choosing the views
That you feel
G
All of this and more all live
G
Only on the Channel Five,
G
Only on the Channel Five
G
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Cm, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a G# with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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