Verse
A D
Tonight at ten
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The world's ending again
E
And we know why and when
A
So you better watch
D
We got a bit
F#m
With some feminist chick
E
And also a picture
A
Of a Scarlet's crotch
D
Two people died
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D double homicide
E
Their bodies found inside
A
Of a wishing well
D
And we tackle the flaws
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In these obesity laws
E
In this segment that's sponsored
A
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
D
We've got violence,
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Danger, sex, and drugs
E
And it's awesome
A
'Cause all of it's real
D
We do the illusion of news
F#m
And while you think
E
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
D E
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
A F#m C#m
News, ews, ews,
C#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
A D
Chip Walker here
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Dm I coming in clear?
E
I'm standing near
A
To the scene of the crime
D
This Iraqi guy's shop
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Seemed a newsworthy spot
E
So we've been gathering shots here
A
For quite some time
D
Today real fast
F#m
The owner's daughter passed
E
We grabbed a shot of her ass
A
While the owner was near
D
Then he struck my chest
F#m
And now he's under arrest
E
And now you people have one less
A
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
D
This family's angry, crying,
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Sad, and lost
E
And it's awesome
A
'Cause all of it's real
D
We do the illusion of news
F#m
And while you think
E
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
D E
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
A F#m C#m
News, ews, ews,
C#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, C#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
A
Good evening, hi
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It's your weather guy
G#
I advise you to buy
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Another lightning rod
A
We didn't catch
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This impending disaster
G#
Maybe it's natural
C#m
Maybe it's God
A
The sliding mud
F#m
The incoming flood
G#
Will never wash the blood
C#m
From my greedy old hands!
A
This job was fun
F#m
I had a pretty good run
G#
But I've never been one
C#m
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
A
People are angry, crying,
F#m
Sad, and lost
G#
And it's awful
C#m
'Cause all of it's real
A
We do the illusion of news
F#m
And while you think
G#
You're choosing the views
That you feel
G#
All of this and more all live
G#
Only on the Channel Five,
G#
Only on the Channel Five
G#
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, C#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a A with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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