Verse
D G
Tonight at ten
Bm
The world's ending again
A
And we know why and when
D
So you better watch
G
We got a bit
Bm
With some feminist chick
A
And also a picture
D
Of a Scarlet's crotch
G
Two people died
Bm
G double homicide
A
Their bodies found inside
D
Of a wishing well
G
And we tackle the flaws
Bm
In these obesity laws
A
In this segment that's sponsored
D
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
G
We've got violence,
Bm
Danger, sex, and drugs
A
And it's awesome
D
'Cause all of it's real
G
We do the illusion of news
Bm
And while you think
A
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
G A
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
D Bm F#m
News, ews, ews,
F#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
D G
Chip Walker here
Bm
Gm I coming in clear?
A
I'm standing near
D
To the scene of the crime
G
This Iraqi guy's shop
Bm
Seemed a newsworthy spot
A
So we've been gathering shots here
D
For quite some time
G
Today real fast
Bm
The owner's daughter passed
A
We grabbed a shot of her ass
D
While the owner was near
G
Then he struck my chest
Bm
And now he's under arrest
A
And now you people have one less
D
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
G
This family's angry, crying,
Bm
Sad, and lost
A
And it's awesome
D
'Cause all of it's real
G
We do the illusion of news
Bm
And while you think
A
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
G A
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
D Bm F#m
News, ews, ews,
F#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, F#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
D
Good evening, hi
Bm
It's your weather guy
C#
I advise you to buy
F#m
Another lightning rod
D
We didn't catch
Bm
This impending disaster
C#
Maybe it's natural
F#m
Maybe it's God
D
The sliding mud
Bm
The incoming flood
C#
Will never wash the blood
F#m
From my greedy old hands!
D
This job was fun
Bm
I had a pretty good run
C#
But I've never been one
F#m
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
D
People are angry, crying,
Bm
Sad, and lost
C#
And it's awful
F#m
'Cause all of it's real
D
We do the illusion of news
Bm
And while you think
C#
You're choosing the views
That you feel
C#
All of this and more all live
C#
Only on the Channel Five,
C#
Only on the Channel Five
C#
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, F#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a D with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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