Verse
F A#
Tonight at ten
Dm
The world's ending again
C
And we know why and when
F
So you better watch
A#
We got a bit
Dm
With some feminist chick
C
And also a picture
F
Of a Scarlet's crotch
A#
Two people died
Dm
A# double homicide
C
Their bodies found inside
F
Of a wishing well
A#
And we tackle the flaws
Dm
In these obesity laws
C
In this segment that's sponsored
F
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
A#
We've got violence,
Dm
Danger, sex, and drugs
C
And it's awesome
F
'Cause all of it's real
A#
We do the illusion of news
Dm
And while you think
C
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
A# C
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
F Dm Am
News, ews, ews,
Am
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
F A#
Chip Walker here
Dm
A#m I coming in clear?
C
I'm standing near
F
To the scene of the crime
A#
This Iraqi guy's shop
Dm
Seemed a newsworthy spot
C
So we've been gathering shots here
F
For quite some time
A#
Today real fast
Dm
The owner's daughter passed
C
We grabbed a shot of her ass
F
While the owner was near
A#
Then he struck my chest
Dm
And now he's under arrest
C
And now you people have one less
F
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
A#
This family's angry, crying,
Dm
Sad, and lost
C
And it's awesome
F
'Cause all of it's real
A#
We do the illusion of news
Dm
And while you think
C
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
A# C
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
F Dm Am
News, ews, ews,
Am
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Am, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
F
Good evening, hi
Dm
It's your weather guy
E
I advise you to buy
Am
Another lightning rod
F
We didn't catch
Dm
This impending disaster
E
Maybe it's natural
Am
Maybe it's God
F
The sliding mud
Dm
The incoming flood
E
Will never wash the blood
Am
From my greedy old hands!
F
This job was fun
Dm
I had a pretty good run
E
But I've never been one
Am
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
F
People are angry, crying,
Dm
Sad, and lost
E
And it's awful
Am
'Cause all of it's real
F
We do the illusion of news
Dm
And while you think
E
You're choosing the views
That you feel
E
All of this and more all live
E
Only on the Channel Five,
E
Only on the Channel Five
E
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Am, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a F with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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